We've all had it happen, and it's something that is seldom discussed. Green Poop. It can be quite frightening when you notice it. The first thing that comes to my mind is that somehow my gall bladder produced way to much bile and with an orgasmic blast shot this bile somewhere near the end of my duodenum. This said bile is the death knell for my abused body. I am sure it is slowly eating away my large intestine, causing the beginnings of colon cancer and my inevitable early death. The end is near and its all because I glanced at the damn toilet before I flushed. Oh the humanity, depressing thoughts of my orphaned daughter and aging parents dealing with the loss of their son crash down upon me. Oh yes, the cancer is spreading as you read this, creeping and sending its evil tendrils to the tips of my extremities.
Then, suddenly, you come to the realization that last night, yes, just last night you drank...The Kool-Aid. Yes that famous American confection that contains nothing more than some synthetic carcinogen flavoring and enough food dye to color the Crow River opaque. All those thoughts of liver failure, impending slow creeping death, and weeping loved ones disappear. The sun rises and rays shine down stimulating the chlorophyll in the plants which make the start of the food chain and our continued existence here on beautiful planet Earth.
Now let's take that to the current state of economic affairs. The poop is definitely an off color. Most likely its a sickly shade of pea green mixed with brown, like the rotten algae clumps that rise to the surface of Lake Ripley in the dog days of Summer. There is evidence of a sickness, multiple symptoms actually. Unemployment up, forced anal rape at the pump, stagnating wages, falling standards of living, the list goes on. So is the economy in systemic failure or is it being fed Kool-Aid? The answer is self evident if you look at the fools who feed and control the economy. They and their demonic politician brethren allow a few crooked men of amoral standards to extract most of the wealth from the majority of Americans and create the appearance of sickness. All the while the masses shout, "The poop is green", without ever thinking to stop drinking the Kool-Aid.
Bachmann, Palin, Pawlenty, Obama and his Goldman Sachs advisers, they are all part of the same ilk and the poop remains green no matter which mixes the Kool-Aid. I think it's time for a beer.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Palin
Sarah Palin you are a moronic wench.
Not Only did you completely fuck up a key part of American History you tried to save yourself public humiliation, in doing so you Fucked it up further. It's not enough that you publicly stated that Paul Revere warned the British on his midnight ride. (He warned the American rebellion dear) But you tried to save your idiotic comment by stating that you didn't make a mistake and Paul revere Warned the Brits as well as the rebels. You said that by riding a horse screaming that the British were coming he was also warning the British that were already in the colonies and loyal to England not to take up arms in against the colonies. You are WRONG again you half witted floozey. Had up passed a history class with a pencil and paper as opposed to your tits you would realize that despite the famous folk lore of Paul Revere screaming his head off whilst riding his trusty steed down the dirt path...The reality is that Paul Revere kept his composure, Never screamed, but instead rode to inform other rebel riders to deliver the message.
You see Sarah...the mission depended on secrecy. Had Paul Revere screamed "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" it would have botched the entire plan. There were British army patrols in the area you simple minded Teabagger. Do you really think American colonists were so dumb as to scream at the Brits that we knew they were coming? The reality is Paul Revere was one of as many as 40 riders that night in Middlesex county carrying word of the British advance to key Rebel leaders.
This is a short rant...One that just festered in me for the last couple of days because of the complete lack of intelligence this woman has. She calls herself a patriot yet knows nothing about American history, just fairy tales she makes up in her near empty fucking head. Mrs. Palin you are not smart..Not even average. You made yourself famous by Dolling yourself up and repeating an Ideology verbatim (I know this because your write it on your hand). I find it absolutely appalling that someone who wants to lead the greatest country in the world is so stupid that she can't recall a vital part of American history correctly. Sarah Palin is a fucking JOKE. She is clown shoes. She is proof that you can be a complete idiot but as long as you know the right people and follow the party line to the letter, you can ascend to positions in politics that will forever be unobtainable to more intelligent people with less opportunity.
Here we are. our country taking funding away from education to cover a debt created by the people who need it the most. Ever wonder why our country is falling behind in education? Want to see the end result of this catastrophe? then Vote Palin 2012. I'll be the guy trying to sneak my family into Canada.
Icarus
Not Only did you completely fuck up a key part of American History you tried to save yourself public humiliation, in doing so you Fucked it up further. It's not enough that you publicly stated that Paul Revere warned the British on his midnight ride. (He warned the American rebellion dear) But you tried to save your idiotic comment by stating that you didn't make a mistake and Paul revere Warned the Brits as well as the rebels. You said that by riding a horse screaming that the British were coming he was also warning the British that were already in the colonies and loyal to England not to take up arms in against the colonies. You are WRONG again you half witted floozey. Had up passed a history class with a pencil and paper as opposed to your tits you would realize that despite the famous folk lore of Paul Revere screaming his head off whilst riding his trusty steed down the dirt path...The reality is that Paul Revere kept his composure, Never screamed, but instead rode to inform other rebel riders to deliver the message.
You see Sarah...the mission depended on secrecy. Had Paul Revere screamed "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" it would have botched the entire plan. There were British army patrols in the area you simple minded Teabagger. Do you really think American colonists were so dumb as to scream at the Brits that we knew they were coming? The reality is Paul Revere was one of as many as 40 riders that night in Middlesex county carrying word of the British advance to key Rebel leaders.
This is a short rant...One that just festered in me for the last couple of days because of the complete lack of intelligence this woman has. She calls herself a patriot yet knows nothing about American history, just fairy tales she makes up in her near empty fucking head. Mrs. Palin you are not smart..Not even average. You made yourself famous by Dolling yourself up and repeating an Ideology verbatim (I know this because your write it on your hand). I find it absolutely appalling that someone who wants to lead the greatest country in the world is so stupid that she can't recall a vital part of American history correctly. Sarah Palin is a fucking JOKE. She is clown shoes. She is proof that you can be a complete idiot but as long as you know the right people and follow the party line to the letter, you can ascend to positions in politics that will forever be unobtainable to more intelligent people with less opportunity.
Here we are. our country taking funding away from education to cover a debt created by the people who need it the most. Ever wonder why our country is falling behind in education? Want to see the end result of this catastrophe? then Vote Palin 2012. I'll be the guy trying to sneak my family into Canada.
Icarus
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Massive Inflation, Harbinger of the Coming Collapse
I keep hearing economic reports saying that it is amazing that no massive inflation is taking place. Any lower or middle class individual knows this is a load of shit. Nothing more than propaganda spread from the top tier of an overextended floundering empire.
Most of us have to go to our local corporate grocer or Chinamart to purchase our food rather than have our illegally employed and exploited servant do our shopping for us. Therefore we see the first hand fact of rising food costs. The package sizes stay the same but the amount of food in the case goes down by around a fifth. That is at minimum a 20% decrease in purchasing power, and if by the sweet god who hates poor people, you buy any fresh produce or meat it's far worse than 20%, a more accurate number would be 50% up from two years ago.
And then there is gasoline. Sweet nectar of the crust of the Earth that allows us to function as a mobile society and keeps all the cogs of our society turning. Let me be clear on this there is no oil shortage. That's right there are no pumps running dry, no stoppage of industry, just pure speculative inflation taking place. $4.00 a gallon, let me repeat $4.00 a gallon. Nope no inflation there. Liars.
The price of corn has quadrupled in the last four years. Wages have stagnated for those of us lucky enough to still be employed. Faith in the dollar is non-existent as gold trends upwards of $1500 an ounce. The reality is we are on the cusp of total system failure. As the price of food, fuel, and living everyday life continue to increase eventually there will come a point where a middle class working family can't survive. This will result in more foreclosures, less purchasing of goods, and the collapse of the entire economy. That guy holding the sign reading, "The End is Near", just doesn't get the same heretical looks anymore...
-Slikweasel
(Should you doubt the realities posted above, this link below should allow you to take my word as gospel. Go to the bottom of the page for time adjusted inflation costs of corn, oil, education, and gold.)
The Harbinger of Collapse
Most of us have to go to our local corporate grocer or Chinamart to purchase our food rather than have our illegally employed and exploited servant do our shopping for us. Therefore we see the first hand fact of rising food costs. The package sizes stay the same but the amount of food in the case goes down by around a fifth. That is at minimum a 20% decrease in purchasing power, and if by the sweet god who hates poor people, you buy any fresh produce or meat it's far worse than 20%, a more accurate number would be 50% up from two years ago.
And then there is gasoline. Sweet nectar of the crust of the Earth that allows us to function as a mobile society and keeps all the cogs of our society turning. Let me be clear on this there is no oil shortage. That's right there are no pumps running dry, no stoppage of industry, just pure speculative inflation taking place. $4.00 a gallon, let me repeat $4.00 a gallon. Nope no inflation there. Liars.
The price of corn has quadrupled in the last four years. Wages have stagnated for those of us lucky enough to still be employed. Faith in the dollar is non-existent as gold trends upwards of $1500 an ounce. The reality is we are on the cusp of total system failure. As the price of food, fuel, and living everyday life continue to increase eventually there will come a point where a middle class working family can't survive. This will result in more foreclosures, less purchasing of goods, and the collapse of the entire economy. That guy holding the sign reading, "The End is Near", just doesn't get the same heretical looks anymore...
-Slikweasel
(Should you doubt the realities posted above, this link below should allow you to take my word as gospel. Go to the bottom of the page for time adjusted inflation costs of corn, oil, education, and gold.)
The Harbinger of Collapse
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Saturday, May 14, 2011
Analogies
Yesterday I decided to peruse the list of possible presidential candidates from the Republican party. It was more out of a gruesome interest then anything, like when you drive by a horrible car wreck and you feel terrible for the people involved but you automatically start scanning for bodies.
I was thinking of that analogy when I reached the end of the list and another one hit me. You know when you go to the humane society to "rescue" a dog, but when you get there all the dogs are either too old, too sickly or too covered in mange? Yeah. That's what this list reminded me of.
Then there is the Democratic list of hopefuls... One Guy... who just so happened to order the "double tapping" of the most hated man on the planet. Good luck to the silly bastard who decides to run against him.
I guess what struck me the hardest is the complete lack of options we have as voters. It's either Republican, Democrat, or Ralph Nader. What about the people who have negative opinions of all of them? To me the word "Republican" reeks of greed, corruption, moral hypocrisy and bible thumping. Basically they want you to vote for guys who will steal your money, lie about doing it, and fuck your old lady whilst screaming "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife!"
You may be laughing right now but you would be surprised how accurate this description is.
The Democrats are like that really smart kid that got sent to college on a scholarship, and you had such high hopes for but in the end the pressure got to be too much and they ended up just smoking pot and playing hacky sack in the commons.
It saddens me that our country has had it beaten into our head that you pick one or the other. What kind of option is that?
Oh by the way, the "Tea Party" does not fucking count as a third party. From now on they will be referred to as "Republican squared" or "blathering, racist, dip shits"
Moving on.... I realize that in the political campaign world, money talks and bullshit......well bullshit talks too apparently. Bottom line is getting people to drink your "Kool Aid" The more money you raise the more "Kool Aid" you can make and in turn more people will drink it. Well I'm fucking tired of Kool Aid. I want a whiskey sour or a screwdriver maybe a jaeg bomb or two. I want something to catch me off guard and leave me feeling light headed and happy for once. All Kool Aid has ever done is give me a silly fucking mustache and a belly ache when I sit in the sun. God damn it, we deserve something other then Kool Aid and we want it right fucking now, before the next round of grape flavored death drink is served to us via endless television ads and annoying lawn signs.
Find an outside candidate you can get behind and spray paint his fucking name on an overpass! Spell it out with beer cans in your favorite bar! Rock the fucking vote! do something and choose somebody before it's too late and we find ourselves without a choice.
If you need some inspiration read a news paper. there are revolutions happening everywhere, they are happening yesterday, today and they will continue tomorrow. Egypt, Tunisia, Libya and not to mention a few others on the cusp of an uprising. We as a country are fortunate to have a right to vote, USE IT. Don't waste it on the same two choices every time. It's like going to the same restaurant every week and ordering the same dish because it's the only one on the menu you like. Go to a different fucking restaurant! mix it up, find something else for Christs sake. Quit being a fucking robot and be a human being with a brain and emotions and the god given right of free thought, I don't want to die in a world where the only presidents that ever existed in my lifetime were either Republican or Democrat. I don't want to have lived in a world so fucking repetitive and predictable. Deep down inside I don't think you do either.
Love ,
Icky
I was thinking of that analogy when I reached the end of the list and another one hit me. You know when you go to the humane society to "rescue" a dog, but when you get there all the dogs are either too old, too sickly or too covered in mange? Yeah. That's what this list reminded me of.
Then there is the Democratic list of hopefuls... One Guy... who just so happened to order the "double tapping" of the most hated man on the planet. Good luck to the silly bastard who decides to run against him.
I guess what struck me the hardest is the complete lack of options we have as voters. It's either Republican, Democrat, or Ralph Nader. What about the people who have negative opinions of all of them? To me the word "Republican" reeks of greed, corruption, moral hypocrisy and bible thumping. Basically they want you to vote for guys who will steal your money, lie about doing it, and fuck your old lady whilst screaming "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife!"
You may be laughing right now but you would be surprised how accurate this description is.
The Democrats are like that really smart kid that got sent to college on a scholarship, and you had such high hopes for but in the end the pressure got to be too much and they ended up just smoking pot and playing hacky sack in the commons.
It saddens me that our country has had it beaten into our head that you pick one or the other. What kind of option is that?
Oh by the way, the "Tea Party" does not fucking count as a third party. From now on they will be referred to as "Republican squared" or "blathering, racist, dip shits"
Moving on.... I realize that in the political campaign world, money talks and bullshit......well bullshit talks too apparently. Bottom line is getting people to drink your "Kool Aid" The more money you raise the more "Kool Aid" you can make and in turn more people will drink it. Well I'm fucking tired of Kool Aid. I want a whiskey sour or a screwdriver maybe a jaeg bomb or two. I want something to catch me off guard and leave me feeling light headed and happy for once. All Kool Aid has ever done is give me a silly fucking mustache and a belly ache when I sit in the sun. God damn it, we deserve something other then Kool Aid and we want it right fucking now, before the next round of grape flavored death drink is served to us via endless television ads and annoying lawn signs.
Find an outside candidate you can get behind and spray paint his fucking name on an overpass! Spell it out with beer cans in your favorite bar! Rock the fucking vote! do something and choose somebody before it's too late and we find ourselves without a choice.
If you need some inspiration read a news paper. there are revolutions happening everywhere, they are happening yesterday, today and they will continue tomorrow. Egypt, Tunisia, Libya and not to mention a few others on the cusp of an uprising. We as a country are fortunate to have a right to vote, USE IT. Don't waste it on the same two choices every time. It's like going to the same restaurant every week and ordering the same dish because it's the only one on the menu you like. Go to a different fucking restaurant! mix it up, find something else for Christs sake. Quit being a fucking robot and be a human being with a brain and emotions and the god given right of free thought, I don't want to die in a world where the only presidents that ever existed in my lifetime were either Republican or Democrat. I don't want to have lived in a world so fucking repetitive and predictable. Deep down inside I don't think you do either.
Love ,
Icky
Labels:
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Ignorance: The New Faith
First Post by new blog member Icarus transposed to Wicked Reason with full permissions by Slikweasel. More posts to come.
Like any red blooded, beer swilling, bacon eating American, I got a full on Patriotic woody when I woke to the news that President Obama gave the green light on a top secret, targeted assassination of the most notorious mass murdering piece of dog shit Since Adolf Hitler. That morning my coffee had never tasted better, my breakfast had never been so filling and delicious and for the first time in as long as I can remember, it was an absolute joy to read the newspaper. In my naivety, the first thought to enter my head was how much this should help unite the American people. We had gained at least some amount of closure for the first time in nearly the decade since our country was shaken to the core by the worst terrorist attack America had ever endured. Surely we can look past the bullshit dominating our thoughts and conversations, surely we can agree this once that justice had been done and we could celebrate as a nation united...Then the alarm buzzer went off and I awoke to reality and all the ignorant, cynical, rhetorical horse shit that goes with it.
The first thing I see on Facebook, posted by a number of people I should have expected it from, is this:
"Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!!"
First things first..If we ever find the person who initiated the "REPOST IF YOU AGREE" idea we should beat them with padlocks in socks. It reminds me of a little kid saying "Am I right daddy? am I? did I do good Daddy? Do I sound just like you now?" People who repost rhetorical bullshit are just proving they don't have the intellectual capacity to express a thought in their own fucking words. The only time it should be socially acceptable to "repost if you agree" should be in the case of supporting something meaningful like MS research or Autism. Trust me, if you're on facebook enough to repost bullshit propaganda then I'm pretty sure the majority of your friends list already have a pretty good grasp of your beliefs and political leanings. Give it a fucking rest.
Secondly: The above post is correct. Obama did not Kill Bin Laden. and using that same logic Bin Laden did not fly planes into the twin towers on September 11th. If your going to spew your bullshit at least stand by the logic that led you there. If you don't want to give credit to Obama for giving the go-ahead to fly into a foreign nation under cover of night, under radar and without the consent of said country to kill the worlds worst terrorist, then you can't cast blame on the terrorist for giving his men the training, and financial backing to commit a terrorist attack, it doesn't fucking work that way, and if those people who posted this had a wisp of an independent thought they would realize how retarded they sound.
Thirdly: Obama was not "debating" on whether or not to pay soldiers. That's Stupid. Republicans were holding up the budget because they wanted to stop government funding to Planned Parenthood and NPR. Now despite one's feelings about the funding of either of these programs, I hardly think either of them should be considered "serious" enough to delay the budget and a paycheck to soldiers.I think the soldiers would agree no? If you blame one, then blame the fucking other..use your fucking head.
The bottom line is this: The president nominated and appointed Leon Panetta as director of the CIA. He told Panetta to draw out a plan to find Osama Bin Laden, capture him, or kill him. Panetta did so. Panetta, using his people, found, targeted and killed Osama Bin Laden the tools he used to do it were the Navy SEALS. He presented his plan to Obama and after much discussion it was Obama who decided to use a commando strike as oppose to bombing the hell out of a suburb like Bush would have done. Oh yes my fine feathered right wingers...your beloved dumbass was a great one for "collateral damage". So instead of killing an entire neighborhood we killed the target and one or two of his couriers. A decision made by Obama.
Look..I voted for Obama, not because I agreed with everything he represented but because he was the least likely candidate to lead this country into another eight years of corruption, greed and stupidity. Yes I believe he sold out. They all do. Yes I am disappointed in most of his decisions. Yes I would vote against him If a third party candidate would emerge with logical ideas that would help and unite this country, and, had a snow ball's chance in hell of winning an election. In short, I wouldn't vote for Obama if I didn't have to. But I'll be damned If I am going to take credit away from him for ending the life of a malicious, murderous, pile of human excrement that killed nearly three thousand of my countrymen. I'm not taking credit away from the SEALS. they are heroes and I highly doubt they really want people trying to overshadow and AMERICAN victory, with moronic, propaganda about who deserves credit.
Like any red blooded, beer swilling, bacon eating American, I got a full on Patriotic woody when I woke to the news that President Obama gave the green light on a top secret, targeted assassination of the most notorious mass murdering piece of dog shit Since Adolf Hitler. That morning my coffee had never tasted better, my breakfast had never been so filling and delicious and for the first time in as long as I can remember, it was an absolute joy to read the newspaper. In my naivety, the first thought to enter my head was how much this should help unite the American people. We had gained at least some amount of closure for the first time in nearly the decade since our country was shaken to the core by the worst terrorist attack America had ever endured. Surely we can look past the bullshit dominating our thoughts and conversations, surely we can agree this once that justice had been done and we could celebrate as a nation united...Then the alarm buzzer went off and I awoke to reality and all the ignorant, cynical, rhetorical horse shit that goes with it.
The first thing I see on Facebook, posted by a number of people I should have expected it from, is this:
"Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!!"
First things first..If we ever find the person who initiated the "REPOST IF YOU AGREE" idea we should beat them with padlocks in socks. It reminds me of a little kid saying "Am I right daddy? am I? did I do good Daddy? Do I sound just like you now?" People who repost rhetorical bullshit are just proving they don't have the intellectual capacity to express a thought in their own fucking words. The only time it should be socially acceptable to "repost if you agree" should be in the case of supporting something meaningful like MS research or Autism. Trust me, if you're on facebook enough to repost bullshit propaganda then I'm pretty sure the majority of your friends list already have a pretty good grasp of your beliefs and political leanings. Give it a fucking rest.
Secondly: The above post is correct. Obama did not Kill Bin Laden. and using that same logic Bin Laden did not fly planes into the twin towers on September 11th. If your going to spew your bullshit at least stand by the logic that led you there. If you don't want to give credit to Obama for giving the go-ahead to fly into a foreign nation under cover of night, under radar and without the consent of said country to kill the worlds worst terrorist, then you can't cast blame on the terrorist for giving his men the training, and financial backing to commit a terrorist attack, it doesn't fucking work that way, and if those people who posted this had a wisp of an independent thought they would realize how retarded they sound.
Thirdly: Obama was not "debating" on whether or not to pay soldiers. That's Stupid. Republicans were holding up the budget because they wanted to stop government funding to Planned Parenthood and NPR. Now despite one's feelings about the funding of either of these programs, I hardly think either of them should be considered "serious" enough to delay the budget and a paycheck to soldiers.I think the soldiers would agree no? If you blame one, then blame the fucking other..use your fucking head.
The bottom line is this: The president nominated and appointed Leon Panetta as director of the CIA. He told Panetta to draw out a plan to find Osama Bin Laden, capture him, or kill him. Panetta did so. Panetta, using his people, found, targeted and killed Osama Bin Laden the tools he used to do it were the Navy SEALS. He presented his plan to Obama and after much discussion it was Obama who decided to use a commando strike as oppose to bombing the hell out of a suburb like Bush would have done. Oh yes my fine feathered right wingers...your beloved dumbass was a great one for "collateral damage". So instead of killing an entire neighborhood we killed the target and one or two of his couriers. A decision made by Obama.
Look..I voted for Obama, not because I agreed with everything he represented but because he was the least likely candidate to lead this country into another eight years of corruption, greed and stupidity. Yes I believe he sold out. They all do. Yes I am disappointed in most of his decisions. Yes I would vote against him If a third party candidate would emerge with logical ideas that would help and unite this country, and, had a snow ball's chance in hell of winning an election. In short, I wouldn't vote for Obama if I didn't have to. But I'll be damned If I am going to take credit away from him for ending the life of a malicious, murderous, pile of human excrement that killed nearly three thousand of my countrymen. I'm not taking credit away from the SEALS. they are heroes and I highly doubt they really want people trying to overshadow and AMERICAN victory, with moronic, propaganda about who deserves credit.
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