Palin

Sarah Palin you are a moronic wench.
Not Only did you completely fuck up a key part of American History you tried to save yourself public humiliation, in doing so you Fucked it up further. It's not enough that you publicly stated that Paul Revere warned the British on his midnight ride. (He warned the American rebellion dear) But you tried to save your idiotic comment by stating that you didn't make a mistake and Paul revere Warned the Brits as well as the rebels. You said that by riding a horse screaming that the British were coming he was also warning the British that were already in the colonies and loyal to England not to take up arms in against the colonies. You are WRONG again you half witted floozey. Had up passed a history class with a pencil and paper as opposed to your tits you would realize that despite the famous folk lore of Paul Revere screaming his head off whilst riding his trusty steed down the dirt path...The reality is that Paul Revere kept his composure, Never screamed, but instead rode to inform other rebel riders to deliver the message.
You see Sarah...the mission depended on secrecy. Had Paul Revere screamed "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!" it would have botched the entire plan. There were British army patrols in the area you simple minded Teabagger. Do you really think American colonists were so dumb as to scream at the Brits that we knew they were coming? The reality is Paul Revere was one of as many as 40 riders that night in Middlesex county carrying word of the British advance to key Rebel leaders.
This is a short rant...One that just festered in me for the last couple of days because of the complete lack of intelligence this woman has. She calls herself a patriot yet knows nothing about American history, just fairy tales she makes up in her near empty fucking head. Mrs. Palin you are not smart..Not even average. You made yourself famous by Dolling yourself up and repeating an Ideology verbatim (I know this because your write it on your hand). I find it absolutely appalling that someone who wants to lead the greatest country in the world is so stupid that she can't recall a vital part of American history correctly. Sarah Palin is a fucking JOKE. She is clown shoes. She is proof that you can be a complete idiot but as long as you know the right people and follow the party line to the letter, you can ascend to positions in politics that will forever be unobtainable to more intelligent people with less opportunity.

Here we are. our country taking funding away from education to cover a debt created by the people who need it the most. Ever wonder why our country is falling behind in education? Want to see the end result of this catastrophe? then Vote Palin 2012. I'll be the guy trying to sneak my family into Canada.

Icarus